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Hell Hath No Fury Like A Pregnant Woman Scorned

Candy Store | New Jersey, USA
(A man comes to my register with a mint chocolate candy bar.)
Me: “Anything else?”
Customer: “Can you break a $100 bill?”
Me: “Actually, I can’t. We just opened and I haven’t gone to the bank today.”
Customer: “Oh, no! Do you know anywhere I can get change? I need this candy right away!”
(At this point I notice his panicked look. Coupled with the fact that he’s buying the most unappetizing candy in the store, I jump to a conclusion.)
Me: “Sir, these aren’t for you, are they?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Did your pregnant wife send you out at 8 in the morning to buy this candy?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “For the love of God, man! Get these home to her before you’re in even more trouble! You can come back and pay me later!”
(The customer bolts out the door. He later came back, visibly calmer, and paid.)

 

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Grocery Store | Florida, USA
(A guy comes into my register with a pretty standard basket of groceries.)
Me: “Sir, did you only get one pint of Ben and Jerry’s?”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “Well, it’s ‘Buy one, Get one free’ this week.”
Customer: “Hold on.” *runs off and returns a minute later with 9 more pints*
Me: “You must really like Ben and Jerry’s, huh?”
Customer: “I have a pregnant wife.”